Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Coconut husking machine

We had four coconut trees in our house. We always had them in abundance. Only challenge was to husk them. Initially my dad used to struggle husking them, however, soon we got to know about this new coconut husking machine! This was somewhere in 90s. Having an engineering mind from the childhood, I had a weird imagination of mechanisms in the husking machine and kept thinking about it for quite some time, till it was ordered and delivered home. It was then a broken fantasy, all of a sudden, looking at it. Just a metal stand with sharp arrow pointing upwards and a lever to split the arrow head. We had a great laugh that evening when I explained my imagination about how complicated this machine was, in my thoughts! A great memory etched in my brain for ever! Later, I had mastered using that machine and it used to be one of my favourite activities!

After around 30 to 35 years, this memory resurfaced today! Reason is another such wonderful laughter around it! 

Last week, got a few un-husked coconuts from the farm. All this while we only bought coconuts, broken them using an iron rod and grated using a normal grater, that every South Indian household has. With the new farm produce, the need arises for the age old husking machine.

I ordered one from Amazon and got it delivered. I was excited to show my skill to my teenagers!! I husked one coconut, in the morning, when my elder girl was around! I showed off how it’s done! It was a busy morning on a week day. She was in a hurry and I got a very minimal reaction. I moved on!!!

Later that day, in the evening, while I was at work, my younger one had asked her what it was! Big Sister, a witty girl, had told her sibling that it was a machine used to ease constipation!!! Younger girl, having no idea what it was, just believed her sister and they both forgot about it.

Today, the need for another coconut arises, almost after a week! It’s around 9PM, when my mom-in-law reminds me about the high price of the coconuts, I thought of husking a few coconuts for her! Remembering the cold reaction last time, now I called my younger one to show off my skill! She walks in, saw me husk the coconut and runs back to her sister, whispering - “Akka, Amma is peeling the coconuts with that constipation machine”

Unaware that her sibling actually believed what she had told her last week, she burst out laughing!!! Unaware that it was a prank, younger one had a straight face, looking at her sister, what in the world just happened!

Uncontrollably laughing, my older girl, explained me what prank she had cracked with her sibling! 

Another sweet memory made around this coconut husking machine!! 🫶🏻


Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Sea waved at her

 In Goa, on the beach 

Smeru - I met the sea and it “waved” at me …

Whose right hand pains the most?

 Smeru reading encyclopaedia on the couch! Evening around 8:30pm 25th of July 2023!

Asks “Amma whose right hand pains the most in the whole world?” 

Amma - blank - says in what context ?

Akka - ‘ ahh? Right hand pains…?? Psst!’ What sort of question is it?

Smeru - it’s Statue of Liberty- because she is holding the light up with her right hand and never puts it down!


Hahhahhhahha 

Thursday, July 15, 2021

ಅಭ್ಯಾಸ

I said, smeru, nimgella 2 yrs inda abhyasa agiratte, NaLe school ge hogo Tara aadre, you'll say "bye mam thank you mam" after each class anta ....
She says... Mam gu 2yrs inda abhyasa agiratte... She might say " smera unmute yourself and tell me the answer" anta 😂

Thursday, August 01, 2019

intelligence to maths to TV

teacher asked "in a box there are 5 apples 4 oranges and 1 carrot. how many fruits are there in all?"

student 1: 10
student 2: 10

student n: 10

Smeru: 9 because carrot is. not a fruit
teacher: wow smera you are so intelligent

at home:

Smera: Amma I'm so intelligent in math... you know why....?

Amma: why... who said that?

Smera: mam asked me this question... and I'm the only one who answered right...thats why... now you tell me the answer...?

Amma: 10

Smera: tho.. you are not intelligent at all...
akka do you know the answer?

Akka: but smera in the question... carrot is not a fruit...

Smera spontaneously: ya you are right... you too are intelligent....🙄

amma: how did you realize that a carrot (vegetable) is included and you have to not count it...?

Smera: I watched the same thing in Peppa Pig... once rebekka rabbit also does the same mistake of counting a vegetable when asked for fruits.... so i knew the clue....
And you scold me for watching the TV... I should actually watch more to become intelligent....

Amma: 😲🤤😒😞

Saturday, June 22, 2019

ಹತ್ತಿರದಲ್ಲೇ ಸ್ವರ್ಗ.....

ಯಾರಿಗಾದರೂ ಸರಿ... ನಿಧಾನವಾಗಿ ತಿನ್ನಿ ಅಂತ ಉಪಚಾರದ ಮಾತಾಡಿದರೆ ಸಂತೋಷ ಆಗುತ್ತೆ. ಅದರಲ್ಲೂ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ತಿಂಡಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ನಂತರ ತಾನು ತಿನ್ನುವ ಹೆಂಡತಿಗೆ ಗಂಡ ಹೀಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದರಂತೂ ಕೇಳುವುದೇ ಬೇಡ.

ನಿನ್ನೆ  ಘಮ ಘಮ ಉಪ್ಪಿಟ್ಟು ಮಾಡಿ ಗರಿಗರಿಯಾದ ಖಾರಾ ಮಿಕ್ಸ್ಚರ್ ಜೊತೆ ತಿಂಡಿ ತಟ್ಟೆ ಹಿಡಿದು ಕೂತೆ. ಆ ವೇಳೆಗೆ ಆಗಲೇ ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ತಿಂಡಿ ಮುಗಿಸಿದ್ದರು. ಮೊದಲ ತುತ್ತು ಬಾಯಿಗೆ ಇಟ್ಟು ಆಹಾ ಎಂದು ಆಸ್ವಾದಿಸುವ ವೇಳೆಗೆ ಎದುರಿಗೆ ಇದ್ದ ಯಜಮಾನ "ನಿಧಾನವಾಗಿ ತಿನ್ನು ....!" ಎಂದಷ್ಟೇ ಹೇಳಿದ ಕ್ಷಣ ಸ್ವರ್ಗ ಕಣ್ಣೆದುರೇ ಬಂದಂತಾಗಿ ಮುಖ ಅರಳಿತು... ಕಣ್ಣು ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯದಿಂದ ಅಗಲವಾಗಿ ಅವರನ್ನೇ ನೋಡುವಾಗ.... "......ಎಷ್ಟೊಂದು ಶಬ್ದ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ತಿಂತಿದೀಯ... ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಕೇಳಿಸುತ್ತಿದೆ " ಅನ್ನೋದೇ ಆಸಾಮಿ. ಅರಳಿದ್ದ ಕಣ್ಣಲ್ಲಿ ನೀರು ಬರೋಷ್ಟು ನಕ್ಕಿದ್ದಾಯ್ತು!!

ಹತ್ತಿರದಲ್ಲೇ ಸ್ವರ್ಗ ರಪ್ ಅಂತ ಪಾಸಾದ್ಹಂಗಾಯ್ತು!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

ohhooo somebody met with an accident!!!

11ನೇ ಮಹಡಿಗೆ ನೀರು ಏರಲು ಇರಬೇಕಾದ ಒತ್ತಡ ಏರುಪೇರಾಗುವುದರ ಕಾರಣವೋ, ನೀರಿಲ್ಲದಿರುವಾಗ ಆಗುವ airlockನ ಕಾರಣವೋ, ಒಮ್ಮೊಮ್ಮೆ bathroom  ನ comode ನಲ್ಲಿ flush ಮಾಡಿದ ಕೂಡಲೇ ಭುಷ್ಷ್ ಎಂದು ಆ ಕೊಳಕು ನೀರು ಹೊರಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಚಿಮ್ಮುವುದುಂಟು.

ನಾನು ಸ್ಮೇರ ನಿನ್ನೆ ಸೋಫಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಏನೋ ಓದುತ್ತಾ ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದೆವು. ಯಾರೋ bathroom ನಲ್ಲಿ flush ಮಾಡಿದಾಗ ಬಂದ ಶಬ್ದ ಗ್ರಹಿಸಿ ohhooo somebody just met with an accident!!!! ಎಂದು ಜೋರಾಗಿ ನಗತೊಡಗಿದಳು. 🤣

Friday, February 01, 2019

ಪ್ರಮುಖ ದಿನ

ಇಂದು ಮುಖ್ಯವಾದ ದಿನ. 1st STD  admission ಗೆ 2 ತಾಸಿನ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆ. ಅವಳಿಗಿದೇ ಮೊದಲನೆಯದು. ನನಗೆಲ್ಲ ಬರತ್ತೆ  ಅಮ್ಮ ಅಂತ ಖುಷಿ ಇಂದ ಒಳಗೆ ಹೋಗಿದಾಳೆ ಪುಟ್ಟಿ. ಹೊರಗೆ ಕಾಯುತ್ತ ಏನೋ ಆತಂಕ ನನಗೆ.  ಬಹಳ ಸಂಭ್ರಮದಿಂದಿರುವ ಅವಳಿಗೆ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಿದ್ದೆ... ಗಮನಿಸಿ ಬರಿ... ಬಣ್ಣ neat ಆಗಿ ತುಂಬಿಸು ಅಂತ... ಉತ್ಸಾಹದ ಚಿಲುಮೆಯಂತೆ ನುಡಿದಳು.. ನಾಳೆಯಿಂದ ಪುಟಾಣಿ uniform ಹಾಕ್ಕೊಂಡು.... yellow bus ಅಲ್ಲಿ school ಹೋಗಬೇಕಲ್ಲಪ್ಪಾ ನಾನು...